January 2010
3 posts
April 2009
4 posts
To my bestest gal!!!!!!.....
I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you’re the one that I love, and I can’t let you go.
To my most favourite Shah Alam resident...
I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.
March 2009
12 posts
Things You Don’t Want to Hear a Surgeon Say in the...
Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
Damn, there go the lights again…
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean, he’s not insured?
Let’s hurry, I don’t...
“The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.
~ by Unknown ~”
to my efficient multi-tasker ;)
You Are My Light When Darkness Falls You Are My Sight In My Darkened Halls
My love, you know you are my best friend. You know that I’d do anything for you And my love, let nothing come between us. My love for you is strong and true.
I sought for Love But Love ran away from me. I sought my Soul But my Soul I couldn’t see. Then I sought You, And I found all three.
Listen
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes … BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms...
what women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can’t hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3....
“Of course, I do occasionally arouse primeval instincts, but I mean, most men can...”
“Tchaikovsky thought of committing suicide for fear of being discovered as a...”
“If I know what love is, it is because of you”
– Herman Hesse
“My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We’ll lock them up...”
