antara shah alam dan bangsar

To my bestest gal!!!!!!.....

I may not get to see you as often as I like.
I may not get to hold you
in my arms all through the night. 
But deep in my heart I truly know,
you’re the one that I love, 
and I can’t let you go.

To my most favourite Shah Alam resident...

I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet

I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day

I asked God for true love, he gave me that too

I asked for an angel and he gave me you.

Things You Don’t Want to Hear a Surgeon Say in the Operating Room

• Oops!
• Has anyone seen my watch?
• Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
• Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
• What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
• Damn, there go the lights again…
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• What do you mean, he’s not insured?
• Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “American Idol”
• What do you mean “You want a divorce”!
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

to my efficient multi-tasker ;)

You Are My Light 
When Darkness Falls 
You Are My Sight 
In My Darkened Halls

My love, you know you are my best friend. 
You know that I’d do anything for you 
And my love, let nothing come between us. 
My love for you is strong and true. 

I sought for Love 
But Love ran away from me. 
I sought my Soul 
But my Soul I couldn’t see. 
Then I sought You, 
And I found all three. 

what men would do if they had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes … BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot. 

what women would do if they had a penis for a day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can’t hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9……